April 2012
175 posts
I feel like Michael Westen from Burn Notice
heplaysukulele: 1. Whenever I eat yogurt 
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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chroniclesofpanem: you and i’ll be safe and sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOund.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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I'm writing a fic. The main character is all happy...
Apr 29th
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. . . a very sad conversation
phx: why can't i do (fill in the blank)?
ps: because you'll make a mess and your dad will hate me.
phx: wait, dad hates you?
ps: yes
phx: why?
ps: because i can't do anything right.
phx: why?
ps: because i don't know how to think right. i think i'm going to go lay down.
phx: instead of laying down, you should probably learn how to think right.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Arithmetic woke up singing this morning.
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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something sad happens in real life: Oh, that's sad... and slightly awkward
something sad happens to a fictional character: Omg! My feels, I can't even. *crawls into corner and sobs*
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Secret Life of a Gamer Chick: DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS... →
fckinggamerchick: Part 1: This is all I could come up with D: feel free to add on? Every time you try to loot a body and accidently start a conversation with a party member Every time a party member disapproves of a dialogue choice you made Every time you die in battle Every time you talk to your love interest…
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Just ordered my fem!lock coat for supanova!
timetravellingtimelord: how fucking sexy is it. omg. I’m so happy, I’ve been looking for ages and while I was online shopping for jeans voila! Found one.  
Apr 25th
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So I'm at the store, and I'm in line, with my...
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Mother meets Jory
Mother: Who's this guy again?
Cameron: Jory. He's another Grey Warden recruit.
Mother: Jerry?
Cameron: Jory.
Mother: Why does Jerry whine so much?
Cameron: He's there to oppose Daveth in their opinions on becoming a warden. Daveth appears ready and willing, if only a bit cautious. Jory represents the unwilling mind set. He sees the joining as cruel and unfair. That way you can kind of see two opinions on the matter from other people in your position.
Mother: He's a whiner.
Cameron: Yeah, kind of.
Mother: He is unfit to be a warden.
Cameron: You don't even know what it takes to be a warden.
Mother: I know he doesn't have it, whatever it is. I hope Jerry bites it.
[Later, Duncan kills Jory during the joining]
Mother: Yay! I love Duncan! Down with Jerry the whiner!
Apr 22nd
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rodays: I can’t help it, but every time I read a post about a ship that I don’t ship, I’m just sitting here the whole time like um are we even watching the same show??? 
Apr 21st
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MAKER I HATE MY LIFE!
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
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So my kids dump my shampoo all over the bathroom floor. Arithmetic is practically swimming in it, its covering his whole body. I throw them in the tub. I tell my husband, I don’t know which I care about more, my children or my shampoo. And The Shtick says, I’m glad our kids rate that high.
Apr 21st
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Here's a pic of my hair. Did the ends pink. Not...
Apr 21st
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(Fangirl Scream!) I have tickets to Dawn of the...
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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How fucking hard is it to find a shirt that isn't:...
itsnotdarkyet: A) See-through B) All holey C) A Crop top seriously…some of us are adults that need actual clothes for work.
Apr 20th
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My kids are wrestling and bump their heads. Me -...
Apr 20th
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Pages of Kenna: You thought I was joking about the... →
pixieshtick: We found this guy in our front yard last night. We first saw him the day after Easter, which is why I called him the Easter Bunny. I told my husband I wanted a rabbit, and so he was going to catch it for me. We finally caught him last night, with the help of our neighbors. I… The chickens were checking him out the first night. Now they don’t care. And the children...
Apr 20th
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You thought I was joking about the Easter bunny.
We found this guy in our front yard last night. We first saw him the day after Easter, which is why I called him the Easter Bunny. I told my husband I wanted a rabbit, and so he was going to catch it for me. We finally caught him last night, with the help of our neighbors. I think I’ll name him Mr Snooples.
Apr 19th
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My Polyvore clipper isn't working. :(
Apr 19th
nitrimist: honestly, how can anyone watch Burn Notice without laughing throughout?  
Apr 19th
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We just caught the Easter bunny.
Apr 19th
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BAM on TVTropes →
biowareaccordingtomom: So this happened at some point, and I’m still torn between laughing hysterically and sobbing huge tears (of horror and disbelief, mostly). I don’t know if any of our tumblr followers are responsible for this, or if it’s someone else entirely, but oh man to have a TVTropes page is just. Pretty damn amazing. At least to me. I told Mom we had a TVTropes page and then tried...
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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And seriously, I suffer from irrational fears.
these are things that would not frighten normal people. harmless unassuming things. yet when I face them, I want to vomit.
Apr 18th