I feel like Michael Westen from Burn Notice
heplaysukulele: 1. Whenever I eat yogurt
chroniclesofpanem: you and i’ll be safe and sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOund.
I'm writing a fic. The main character is all happy...
. . . a very sad conversation
phx: why can't i do (fill in the blank)?
ps: because you'll make a mess and your dad will hate me.
phx: wait, dad hates you?
ps: because i can't do anything right.
ps: because i don't know how to think right. i think i'm going to go lay down.
phx: instead of laying down, you should probably learn how to think right.
Arithmetic woke up singing this morning.
something sad happens in real life: Oh, that's sad... and slightly awkward
something sad happens to a fictional character: Omg! My feels, I can't even. *crawls into corner and sobs*
Secret Life of a Gamer Chick: DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS... →
fckinggamerchick: Part 1: This is all I could come up with D: feel free to add on? Every time you try to loot a body and accidently start a conversation with a party member Every time a party member disapproves of a dialogue choice you made Every time you die in battle Every time you talk to your love interest…
Just ordered my fem!lock coat for supanova!
timetravellingtimelord: how fucking sexy is it. omg. I’m so happy, I’ve been looking for ages and while I was online shopping for jeans voila! Found one.
So I'm at the store, and I'm in line, with my...
Mother meets Jory
Mother: Who's this guy again?
Cameron: Jory. He's another Grey Warden recruit.
Mother: Why does Jerry whine so much?
Cameron: He's there to oppose Daveth in their opinions on becoming a warden. Daveth appears ready and willing, if only a bit cautious. Jory represents the unwilling mind set. He sees the joining as cruel and unfair. That way you can kind of see two opinions on the matter from other people in your position.
Mother: He's a whiner.
Cameron: Yeah, kind of.
Mother: He is unfit to be a warden.
Cameron: You don't even know what it takes to be a warden.
Mother: I know he doesn't have it, whatever it is. I hope Jerry bites it.
[Later, Duncan kills Jory during the joining]
Mother: Yay! I love Duncan! Down with Jerry the whiner!
rodays: I can’t help it, but every time I read a post about a ship that I don’t ship, I’m just sitting here the whole time like um are we even watching the same show???
MAKER I HATE MY LIFE!
So my kids dump my shampoo all over the bathroom floor. Arithmetic is practically swimming in it, its covering his whole body. I throw them in the tub. I tell my husband, I don’t know which I care about more, my children or my shampoo. And The Shtick says, I’m glad our kids rate that high.
Here's a pic of my hair. Did the ends pink. Not...
(Fangirl Scream!) I have tickets to Dawn of the...
How fucking hard is it to find a shirt that isn't:...
itsnotdarkyet: A) See-through B) All holey C) A Crop top seriously…some of us are adults that need actual clothes for work.
My kids are wrestling and bump their heads. Me -...
Pages of Kenna: You thought I was joking about the... →
pixieshtick: We found this guy in our front yard last night. We first saw him the day after Easter, which is why I called him the Easter Bunny. I told my husband I wanted a rabbit, and so he was going to catch it for me. We finally caught him last night, with the help of our neighbors. I… The chickens were checking him out the first night. Now they don’t care. And the children...
You thought I was joking about the Easter bunny.
We found this guy in our front yard last night. We first saw him the day after Easter, which is why I called him the Easter Bunny. I told my husband I wanted a rabbit, and so he was going to catch it for me. We finally caught him last night, with the help of our neighbors. I think I’ll name him Mr Snooples.
My Polyvore clipper isn't working. :(
nitrimist: honestly, how can anyone watch Burn Notice without laughing throughout?
We just caught the Easter bunny.
BAM on TVTropes →
biowareaccordingtomom: So this happened at some point, and I’m still torn between laughing hysterically and sobbing huge tears (of horror and disbelief, mostly). I don’t know if any of our tumblr followers are responsible for this, or if it’s someone else entirely, but oh man to have a TVTropes page is just. Pretty damn amazing. At least to me. I told Mom we had a TVTropes page and then tried...
And seriously, I suffer from irrational fears.
these are things that would not frighten normal people. harmless unassuming things. yet when I face them, I want to vomit.