DISCLAIMER:
These are some easter-egg type sound files that were buried in the Mark of the Assassin source audio archive. It sounds like a fake movie promo, advertising MotA, but putting the focus on Varric. The person narrating is Nick Boulton (M!Hawke), except for the last line, which is a line of Varric’s that I added in.
I sifted manually through almost 6,000 audio clips to dig out these 21 pieces, and there’s absolutely no way for me to know what order they’re supposed to go in, or if they even go together properly at all. So, this is probably not the correct order, but I did the best I could.
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TRANSCRIPTION: (each line was a separate clip)
THIS FALL
IN A WORLD
WHERE MEN IN SKIRTS
OPPRESS MEN IN DRESSES
ONE DWARF WILL HAVE THE PLAN
ONE DWARF WILL STAND FOR FREEDOM
ONE BEARDLESS DWARF WILL TEACH THEM ALL HOW IT’S DONE
ONLY ONE DWARF
CAN SAVE THE CHAMPION
CLEAN-SHAVEN
FULLY-COCKED
THIS FALL, VARRIC TETHRAS IS
HARD IN HIGHTOWN 2: SIEGE HARDER
SHARPEN YOUR BLADE THIS FALL
VARRIC TETHRAS IS — GOING ROGUE
THIS OCTOBER
EVILDOERS, MARK YOUR CALENDARS
VARRIC TETHRAS IN
MARK OF THE ASSASSIN
TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER
TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER
Must reblog this every time it shows up on my dash. The power of awesome compels me.
