I am The Pixie Shtick.
Arrrgh! Never have children. Ever ever ever. You may think they’re cute and adorable and thats true, but its so not worth it. I can never find a babysitter. Ever! They don’t exist. That means I can’t go to the dentist, I can’t go to the hospital after I cut off my leg, and I definitely can’t go to the theater to see the movies I want to see. Instead, I’m stuck at home watching nick jr cartoons over and over and over and over. Just kill me now.
If I Die Young - The Band Perry
I Told You So - Carrie Underwood and Randy Travis
Adam’s Song - Blink 182
Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked - Cage the Elephant
Shake Me Down - Cage the Elephant